They said it couldn’t be done, but look! Those gals did it.\n
Unfortunately, Pissing Contest left us when Maria Sherman did. It was a delight and something we all looked forward to after a dreary week.A few days ago, Jessica Simpson said ex John Mayer never apologized for lewdly publicizing their sex life and calling her “sexual napalm.”My exes don’t apologize because, I assume, they don’t think they did anything wrong. The one who needed to do it the most is dead now anyway.
I met a lawyer at a bar once, and we agreed to dinner the following Saturday night. I show up dressed in my best, and he’s not there. I check my phone. He’d texted 30 minutes before, but I was on the Metro so I didn’t immediately see it. He’d been at the office all day and was still there because “work for away from [him], he was super sorry, and could we “try” again next weekend? I blocked him.