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San Antonio traffic would literally kill you in a zombie apocalypse, according to Texas Monthly

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San Antonio traffic would literally kill you in a zombie apocalypse, according to Texas Monthly
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After watching Austin's woeful response to a zombie outbreak on the new HBO series 'The Last of Us,' Texas Monthly decided to rank Texas cities on how well they would survive a zombie apocalypse.

Bella Ramsey and Pedro Pascal in a still image from"The Last of Us." Texas Monthly joked that in a zombie apocalypse, San Antonio's traffic would be killer.Texas Monthly joked that it wouldn't be surprising that some San Antonians would make a last stand atIn an article published last Friday, the magazine thought it would be fun to predict how well certain Texas cities would fare when"fungal spores began turning Texans into diseased monsters seeking only to devour and/or infect those around them" in the wake of the new HBO series"The Last of Us.

" The show's first episode begins in 2003 Austin, following a teenage girl looking for her dad and uncle during a zombie apocalypse. The show portrays Austin as not faring so well during a fictional apocalypse because of its traffic. People in the show also make the wrong decision and run out of the bars onto Sixth Street, where the military is shooting, without asking questions.After watching Austin's woeful response to a zombie outbreak on the TV show, Texas Monthly decided to rank five other Texas cities by how well they would do against a zombie takeover. San Antonio was ranked third, behind No. 1 Amarillo and No. 2 El Paso. Dallas and Houston are Nos. 4 and 5, respectively." infamously jumbled traffic patterns would be a real problem for anyone looking to escape to the Hill Country," Texas Monthly wrote."We expect, even in the event of a zombie apocalypse, there to be some folks hunkered down at the Alamo, cosplaying as Davy Crockett, and enjoying their final tacos before infection and/or a plane from Lackland Air Force Base puts an end to whatever last-stand dreams they’re living out."

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