Review | ‘Haunted Mansion’: Not just confused but inconsequential

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Review: If you had high expectations for “Haunted Mansion” I have some bad news. With muddy CGI, far too much story for even its two-hour run time and an emotional heart in cardiac arrest, “Haunted Mansion” simply doesn’t hold together.

The film centers on Ben , an astrophysicist turned New Orleans tour guide who is particularly skeptical of ghosts. He’s approached by Father Kent to help single mom Gabbie and her 9-year-old son Travis with a small problem in their new home: an old manor infested with poltergeists. Persuaded by the promise of $2,000, Ben agrees, taking along a camera said to be able to capture “the ghost particle.

From there, the film loses momentum. Like a Disney ride running on a backup generator, “Haunted Mansion” is a low-energy experience, featuring too many stops and starts to ever keep a viewer’s attention. Despite repeating some names and gags from Disney’s shorter “The Haunted Mansion,” the new film is neither a sequel nor a true retread of that 2003 movie, and viewers should feel no need to preface their viewing with the original.

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