Report: Getting Out Of Bed In Morning Sharply Increases Risk Of Things Getting Even Worse

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Report: Getting Out Of Bed In Morning Sharply Increases Risk Of Things Getting Even Worse
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WASHINGTON—According to a report published Thursday in the Journal Of Applied Psychology, the act of getting out of bed in the morning dramatically increases the risk of things becoming even worse. “No matter how bad things were upon waking up, the very moment our trial subjects pulled off the covers and stepped out…

, the act of getting out of bed in the morning dramatically increases the risk of things becoming even worse.

“In addition, we discovered that the chances of everything going completely and irreversibly downhill rose even higher should one subsequently get dressed and head toward the front door. After that point, once one has left their home, the likelihood of avoiding being weighed down by steadily mounting misery, pain, and humiliation was quite close to zero.

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