Full disclosure: These jokes may or may not have come from dads.
Tap to play or pause GIFThe trooper asks the clown,"Why were you driving so fast?" The clown says,"I'm headed to Tulsa for a circus show and I don't want to be late." The trooper asks the clown,"What do you do in the show?""I'm a juggler," says the clown.
"Alright," says the trooper,"If you juggle for me here, I won't give you a ticket." The clown says,"I don't have my equipment, it got sent ahead of me."As the clown begins juggling the flares on the side of the road, a good-old boy, drunk off his ass, pulls in behind the trooper to witness the spectacle. After watching for a few minutes, the drunk man then climbs into the back seat of the squad car.
He walks back into the bar, whips out his pistol and fires into the ceiling. He says,"Which one of you idiots stole my horse?!" No one answers. Then he says,"If my horse ain't back by the time I finish another drink, I'm gonna have to do what I did back in Texas, and I don'tto do what I did back in Texas." He has a drink and walks back outside. His horse is back where it used to be.
Right when they're about to move on through the woods, a goat comes sprinting past them and dives into the well. While looking at each other and down the well in shock a farmer runs up to them."You're goat's crazy, sir!" One of the boys starts explaining."It sprinted and dived into this well here!"
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