Red Lobster Has 'Ugly' Sweaters With A Biscuit Pocket Because, YOLO

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Red Lobster Has 'Ugly' Sweaters With A Biscuit Pocket Because, YOLO
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It's official -- Red Lobster wins the ugly sweater game, forever.

Santa’s come early this year, folks, and the proof lies in an ugly Christmas sweater of epic proportions. No, it doesn’t light-up or sport an ironic saying like, “The tree isn’t the only thing getting lit this year!” , this particular sweater offers more than you could ever ask for — an insulated compartment to store Red Lobster Cheddar Bay Biscuits.

The seafood restaurant adored by grandparents everywhere dropped a line of holiday-wear and this sweater is the stuff Christmas dreams are made of, y’all. Decorated with images of snowflakes, shrimp, biscuits, and lobsters, Red Lobster’s black and red Cheddar Bay Biscuit sweater comes with an unexpected surprise — an insulated pocket which serves to keep your biscuits warm as you get a little toasty at your next holiday party.

My late grandma is one of what I imagine to be a network of little old ladies that would eat several Cheddar Bay Biscuits pre-dinner, then ask for a refill and proceed to wrap them in a paper napkin and shove them into her purse . After she died, my cousin told me they found an old pile still wrapped in a napkin in the bottom of her closet when they cleaned out her apartment. I’m pretty sure she did that on purpose.

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