Reasons I Have Smiled That Were Not “to Look Prettier”

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Reasons I Have Smiled That Were Not “to Look Prettier”
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Because my lunch avocado was perfectly ripe.

Because Taylor Swift is working on a new album, which means that we can continue using her lyrics for the coded messages we’ve been sending in our efforts to overthrow the patriarchy.

Because I went for a jog through the park after work and saw some guy get hit in the nuts with a frisbee.

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