Questions Reporters Ask Mrs. Claus That They Would Never Ask Mr. Claus

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Questions Reporters Ask Mrs. Claus That They Would Never Ask Mr. Claus
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Meena Harris humorously imagines a list of sexist questions that Mrs. Claus might get asked as Christmas approaches.

“Who’s watching the world’s children while you’re in the workshop?” “Any advice for ladies looking to lose that milk-and-cookies weight?” “How does it feel to be the world’s most innovative toy-maker’s muse?” “Why red? Why a suit? And would you say that it’s brave to be seen in public wearing something so comfortable?” “What’s it like to be a woman in STEM ?” “You’re such a maternal figure to children across the globe—when are you going to have one of your own?” “I’m thinking about all the...

Claus’s crimson coattails to get where you are today?” “Want some hot cocoa? Do you mind making me a cup, too?” “Rudolph has been in office for nearly a century. Have you thought about using your platform to convince Santa that a female reindeer should guide his sleigh this foggy Christmas Eve?” “Why didn’t you keep your maiden name?” “Have you considered adding some makeup to your Christmas wish list? Nothing wrong with your natural look, of course—I think it’s festive.

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