In a recently surfaced video from 2022, House Speaker Mike Johnson reveals that he and his son use anti-porn software to monitor and eliminate each other’s temptations to view erotica and sexually explicit material.
The Onion asked porn stars what they thought about the speaker abstaining from porn, and this is what they said. Cory Chase “Well, Ted Cruz still watches everything I do, so I feel supported by our elected officials.” Casey Calvert “I can prove otherwise—he must not have realized that the camera goes both ways.” Savannah Bond “What! But he was supposed to be my date to the Massive Asses 3 premiere.” Tommy Pistol “It’s called edging, and it’s a great bonding experience for a father and son.
So if you have any questions about him, I’m happy to say ‘A storm is coming’ etc.” Shane Diesel “It makes sense that he wouldn’t want to watch gang bang videos since he hates socialism.” Strokely Carmichael “Well, I’m sure the film I made called Rosa Parx Refuses To Give Up Seat On Bang Bus with my colleague Malcolm XXX isn’t quite the content he would go for anyway.” Vanna Bardot “Suit yourself. More cum for me.
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