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Texas police union files lawsuit over regulations restricting size of officers' waistlinesThe Texas Department of Public Safety Officers is suing the Department of Public Safety over new rules that require police officers to have waist measurements under 40 inches for men and 35 inches for women.
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College student prays over police officer in viral photo: ‘I was moved by it’The 21-year-old Florida college student said he felt compelled to pray over a police officer who was having dinner with his family. The moving moment was captured and shared on social media.
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Teen killed by stray bullet while asleep in her home, police sayAn Atlanta community is mourning the death of a recent high school graduate who was killed by a stray bullet while asleep in her bedroom.
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Police say mother tells children to take off seat belts before purposefully crashing vanA Florida woman is facing attempted murder charges after police say she told her four children to unbuckle their seat belts and then purposefully drove a minivan into a tree yesterday.
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At least 4 people killed in knife attack at Paris police headquartersA Paris police employee fatally stabbed three officers at department headquarters before being shot dead at the scene, authorities say.
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Police and armed security guards join screenings of 'Joker' as the film opens across the U.S.Screenings of 'Joker' are being held with an increased presence of police and armed security guards as the film opens across the U.S., amid fears that the movie could inspire violence similar to the 2012 mass shooting in Aurora, Colorado.
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