'I had one wife crying in my yard that her husband would leave her because she drank too much and another wife stripping, singing, and swinging from a light pole.'
"I had WAAAAAY too much to drink at a party and tried to fall asleep on the foot of a bed. In the main area, I could hear people dancing and singing 'Bubble Butt,' but suddenly somebody stopped the song, and people started screaming. I didn't realize what happened until my friend burst into the bedroom and told me we had to get in the truck. Apparently, my friend broke one of the turntables, and some guys wanted to fight him. The whole party chased us out of the party.
"Her little brother went to Home Depot the next morning and fixed the window before anybody else showed up at the house. We kept it a secret. They've been married for 12 years now.""We went to Jamaica for my 21st birthday. It was beautiful. The first night we went to a dance party at the hotel and entered a dance contest on the beach. It was the first thing we did right after getting to the hotel. The last two people standing were my friend and me.
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