“Beaches always look romantic...until the seagulls show up.”
Tap to play or pause GIF"My stepmother purchased them for me because they were PERFECT for my dress. I tried them on and they fit OK, but the next time I had them on was at the actual wedding. My god, those bitches pinched! I'm standing on one foot or the other in almost all the casual pictures, trying to ease the pain.""In hindsight, I’d be a lot more forceful with what I wanted. I was so afraid of being a bridezilla that I didn’t stand up for myself.
"My wife and I had a very simple strategy. We cut costs on most of the 'visual' aspects of a wedding. Instead, we allocated most of the budget on good food and plenty of booze for the reception. We also cut the boring parts out — like speeches from a dozen strangers the guests don't really care about — and went straight to games and dancing.
After the wedding, many of our guests told us this was the most fun wedding they'd been to. I hear a lot of wedding horror stories where the bride or the groom have a meltdown over the wrong color of flowers on the table or something and honestly, I think nobody actually really cares about those. Most of the time the bad weddings you hear about are when attendees are kept waiting for long periods of time or if they are made uncomfortable during the event.