Opinion by Alexandra Petri: Do not think for a second that we’re not standing with you, definitely with you, not just near enough that somebody could mistakenly conclude we were together!
Please keep giving us your money and do not pay attention to these very mild, barely noticeable changes that we’re implementing. Remember, it’s not backsliding, it’s … something else that doesn’t sound as bad!Yes, there is now a little Noah’s ark stuck on every product with a rainbow on it. What of it? What’s wrong with a little Noah’s ark?
Ditto the prisms that have been carefully placed at the base of the rainbow paper plates! Somebody must really love science! Remember, if “And Tango Makes Three” is gone, it’s probably because everybody rushed to buy a copy! Or maybe someone just hates penguins! Maybe that’s why! That’s probably why. Indeed, that goes for anything you don’t see in stock!
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