Opinion: Steve Breen's cartoon caption contest for July 8, 2022 [Opinion]
A big hand to Alex Perriello for taking the top spot this week! He will receive Steve Breen’s signed original in the mail. Thanks to all those who participated. The art for next week’s contest is below.Finalists“You say that I would be a martinet to give a marionette a ticket?” Chris Crane, online submission
“Sorry, but your puppet is not considered an occupant for the HOV lane.” Ken Biblowitz, online submission“I pulled you over because your driving was a bit wooden.” Rob Weinberg, Carlsbad “It doesn’t matter if he’s 35, he still needs to ride in the back in a car seat.” Jenna Chassé, Carlsbad“Did he have a hand in the fender bender back there?” Goro Kadota, San Diego“Sir, it is undeniable that your puppet is driving under the influence.” Diane Mefferd, San Marcos“This still does not qualify you for the carpool lane.” Abbie Wright, Cardiff“Hey dummy, your left tail light is out. License, please.” Kim Moody, Carlsbad“You don’t hear the name Mortimer much these days, Mr. Snerd.
“I know this is a self-driving car! I pulled you over because you’re scaring other people!” William Eckles, El Cajon“Puppeteer license and registration, please.” Andrew Giammona, Brentwood“Passenger, please exit the car as well. I believe you have a hand in this!” Glenn Jackson, Carlsbad“Ok! So who’s the dummy?” Alice Howard-Krosch, SanteeNext Week
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