OB-GYN Assures Woman He Respects Doctor-Slut Confidentiality

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OB-GYN Assures Woman He Respects Doctor-Slut Confidentiality
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SEATTLE, WA—Reiterating his staunch commitment to the dignity and privacy of his patients, area OB-GYN Dr. Paul Wasserman assured patient Tina Quincy on Friday that he respects doctor-slut confidentiality.

“Don’t worry, this is a judgment-free zone. In order for me to provide proper healthcare and guidance as a medical professional, I need total transparency, so any promiscuity or hussy-like behavior you admit to will stay between us. I won’t tell your parents or the police no matter how much of a loose woman you are.

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