Nonprofit No Longer Recalls Who They Were Originally Planning To Help

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Nonprofit No Longer Recalls Who They Were Originally Planning To Help
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BOSTON—Noting that they definitely had some sort of mission statement when they started in 2015, leaders of a local nonprofit told reporters Tuesday that they no longer recall who they were originally planning to help. “Let’s see, I can tell you that we do good in the community, that we look to reduce harmful stigmas,…

BOSTON—Noting that they definitely had some sort of mission statement when they started in 2015, leaders of a local nonprofit told reporters Tuesday that they no longer recall who they were originally planning to help.

“Let’s see, I can tell you that we do good in the community, that we look to reduce harmful stigmas, and that our logo is of people holding hands, but, uh, that’s about all I got,” said founder and CEO Alan Jessup, adding that his nonprofit employed dozens of employees, had several lucrative government contracts, and even hosted numerous events such as a 5k, a concert, and a gala at a museum, but he could not for the life of him tell anyone why.

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