Today’s installment of “Why Are You Even Tweeting?” is brought to you by none other than Florida representative Matt Gaetz
lol. Photo: Drew Angerer/Getty Images . In response to the leaked Supreme Court opinion that revealed the justices had voted to overturn Roe v. Wade, thousands of protesters took to the street across the country in support of abortion rights.
If nothing else — and truly, there is nothing else — I do appreciate how succinctly Gaetz is able to prove how little he knows about so many things: who supports abortion staying legal whom he perceives to be anti-abortion , and, finally, what millennial women eat and the apps they use to date. Matthew, we have DoorDash and Hinge now.
If you are unfamiliar with Gaetz, how lucky! Please, leave now lest you let this festering wound of a person take up more space in your brain. If you do need a reminder, Gaetz is currently under investigation by both the Department of Justice and House Ethics Committee for allegedly sex-trafficking a 17-year-old. He reportedly had a habit of showing nude photos and videos of women he slept with to fellow members of Congress.
Now, as penance for spending even one moment thinking about Matt Gaetz, please donate to an abortion fund.