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Perspective | It’s time for the NFL to come clean about its WFT investigationThe National Football League and Commissioner Roger Goodell have pulled every trick in the book to cover up for Daniel Snyder and the Washington Football Team.
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TV Ratings: MLB Playoffs Score but NFL Rules Thursday'Law & Order: SVU' earns the best 18-49 rating outside of sports programming in primetime.
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'SNL' Tackles Jon Gruden Email Scandal, NFL Race Issues in Cold Open Sketch“My point is, I never meant to hurt anyone. I meant to hurt them secretly, behind their backs,” former Raiders coach says during press conference
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Crackdown on taunting is working the way the NFL intendedThe NFL’s crackdown on unsportsmanlike penalties is working the way the league intended.
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17 Last-Minute Halloween Costumes Inspired by 2021 Pop CultureFrom culture classic reboots (Friends, Gossip Girl) to Kim Kardashian's all-pink SNL ensemble, there were many moments from the past year to inspire your costume.
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