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THE HEAVENS—Sipping on a Diet Coke as He described the mix of alcohol and pills He had lived off of for years, a newly sober God admitted Tuesday that He had no recollection of creating the universe.
“I don’t really think of it as My creation, because to Me it feels like some other God did all that stuff. When people thank Me for things I created—horses, trees, or whatever—I just try to smile and nod and be polite. I was pretty into coke at the time, and some angels who were around Me back then say I was always dialed in and barking orders. I guess I must have been if I made all the birds and fish one day and made all the humans and beasts of the earth the next.
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