WASHINGTON—In an effort to provide U.S. voters with increased transparency, a new federal law was passed Friday that requires political candidates to disclose their sexual fetishes on all campaign materials.
“American voters have the right to know their elected officials’ perversions, whether they involve piss play, electrostimulation, bladder humiliation, or simply ball crushing,” said Federal Election Commission spokesperson Lydia Schwartz, who explained that the new law would compel candidates running for election at federal, state, and local levels to include information about their sexual kinks and fetishes in their video advertisements,...
mailings, and public email communications. “Candidates should include the definition of their fetish as well as a few examples for voters who might otherwise struggle to wrap their heads around self-impregnation. It is not enough to simply state that you are aroused by balloons; you must disclose what about them makes them so titillating.” At press time, the FEC warned that failure to comply with election law would result in severe civil findom.
United States Latest News, United States Headlines
Similar News:You can also read news stories similar to this one that we have collected from other news sources.
New Slim PS5 Requires Internet Connection to Attach Disc DriveIt’s a new form of hardware DRM that could make it impossible to play old PS5 games in future years.
Read more »
South Bay's Alvarez hopes new law will boost affordable housing across CaliforniaA new law co-authored by San Diego Assemblymember David Alvarez would streamline the construction of certain affordable housing developments.
Read more »
Maine’s new law partially decriminalizing sex work is not what it seemsThis is additional taxonomy that helps us with analytics
Read more »
The new Speaker of the House once practiced law in Collin CountyNorth Texas legislators react to the election of Johnson, who worked in 2011 and 2012 for the religious liberty law firm First Liberty Institute in Plano.
Read more »
Federal judge throws out Georgia redistricting, orders new political mapsThe judge said Georgia’s district lines must be redrawn to ensure adequate representation of Black voters in Congress and the General Assembly.
Read more »
Kentucky Supreme Court strikes down new law giving defendants right to change venueKentucky’s Supreme Court has struck down a new state law allowing defendants to get constitutional challenges switched to randomly selected counties. The court said Thursday that the legislative action on the assignment of court cases encroached on judicial authority. The law was enacted this year over the governor’s veto.
Read more »