New Enterprise Spokesman Claims He Lost 250 Pounds By Renting Cars

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New Enterprise Spokesman Claims He Lost 250 Pounds By Renting Cars
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ST. LOUIS—Touting the vehicle service as his secret to successfully slimming down and completely transforming his body, new Enterprise spokesman Ryan Moore told reporters Monday he had lost 250 pounds by renting cars.

“I used to be grossly overweight, I tried everything, and nothing worked until I started going to Enterprise every day on my lunch break—then the pounds just started falling off,” said Moore, explaining that he wasn’t a paid actor but a real customer who had turned his life around by renting Fords, Mitsubishis, and Hondas three times a day, seven days a week. “The other rental car places were just plainly unhealthy for me. I packed on pounds signing out cars at Hertz and Ace Rent a Car, but Enterprise allowed me to finally love my body while still doing what I enjoy most: driving around cars that are temporarily leased out to me.” According to a company spokesperson, Moore will soon appear in an Enterprise ad in which he will be seen holding up his old jeans with a 62-inch waist while driving down the highway in a Toyota Camry.Study: Children Who Play Violent Video Games More Likely To Say ‘That’s Goro’ When Shown Picture Of GoroDog Loves Bungee Jumping, Owner Of Bungee-Jumping Dog Reports

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