NASA Wants to Send Nudes to Space

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The project is scientists’ latest effort to make contact with other intelligent (sensual?) life in the universe

We come in peace ;) Illustration: The Cut If love is the universal language and a picture is worth a thousand words, then blasting some nudes into space must be the best way to let the aliens know how horny we are to meet them. This is what I gather from a recent proposal developed by a group of NASA researchers hoping to send a new message from Earth to extraterrestrials.

Illustration: Jonathan H. Jiang, Hanjie Li, Matthew Chong, Qitian Jin, Philip E. Rosen, Xiaoming Jiang, Kristen A. Fahy, Stuart F. Taylor, Zhihui Kong, Jamilah Hah, Zong-Hong Zhu Aw, they’re waving! And naked! Our natural human form. I can’t wait for the aliens to arrive on Earth like, “So some of you have a V down there and others have … a couple of lumpy circles? Very cool.”

A few pixels in the shape of a vagina is far from the most bizarre thing humans have sent into space. We’ve sent a recording of the Beatles’s “Across the Universe” — a little on the nose, which is probably why we’ve never heard back. We’ve sent gold records that included “sounds of Earth” and 115 different images like a woman breastfeeding and people licking ice cream.

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