PLANO, TX—Unwittingly condemning herself to a devastating fate, local naïve woman Amita Collins reportedly asked a question Tuesday about the video game her boyfriend was playing, having no idea of the dark precedent she had just set.
PLANO, TX—Unwittingly condemning herself to a devastating fate, local naïve woman Amita Collins reportedly asked a question Tuesday about the video game her boyfriend was playing, having no idea of the dark precedent she had just set.
“This poor fool doesn’t realize she has encouraged her boyfriend to hold forth on a subject he can and will talk about for hours at a time for the duration of their relationship,” a sources told reporters, saying Collins apparently didn’t understand that when she asked, “So you have to fight that guy?” she had all but ensured her partner would spend years engaging her in continuous conversations about game mechanics, the video game industry, and the merits of different gaming consoles as they...
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