Mom tells tale of farting in her first yoga class.
Do you find yourself uttering, “this shit only happens to me” more often than you’d like to admit? Do hilariously embarrassing moments follow you around like the plague? Then sit right down and listen to this mom’s tale of her first yoga class gone wrong. She’s your sister.Mum on the Run
So, she obliged. “I put on a pair of yoga pants, because for someone who has never done yoga, really, I seem to own a lot of yoga pants,” she admits. “I got the pair that looked less “Ball-y” from sleeping in and yanked them up nice and high and got a clean top.” I know what you’re thinking; this woman is all of us.First came the realization that she’d have to take off her socks and expose her hairy toes. Damn the forgotten grooming! It’s happened to the best of us.
“I’m thinking, do I leave? Do I leave the country? Is this happening?? IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME? Not only do I look like a slob but now I stink too.” Then the goddamn yoga instructor comes and ruins everything. Look yoga instructors, those of us who don’t do yoga regularly don’t love it when you come over to our clumsy bodies and try to contort them around. Can you knock that shit off? The yoga instructor comes over to Laura and all chill goes out the window: “The teacher then came around and pushed everyone down lower… I thought oh good, gonna get a nice crack in my back again.
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