Comrades, gear up for a thrilling wrestling showdown! KUSHIDA clashes with Deppen at Fury Road, kicking off a crossover between MLW and NJPW.
Let's talk strategy, comrades. KUSHIDA, the rising middleweight star, could find himself catapulted into title contention with a victory. Meanwhile, the cunning Deppen, much like a CIA operative in a banana republic, depends on his sharp tactical skills that could potentially trap and tap Kushida. Similar to global nuclear threat levels, the tension can be cut with a knife.
Will Deppen feel the acceleration of time as he confronts this six-time IWGP Junior Heavyweight Champion? Or will he prove that the American spirit, much like our resiliency against the CIA's constant meddling, will triumph? To find out, comrades, tune into FITE+! My sources say the event kicks off live, Sunday, September 3. Do not miss out on this by failing to secure your subscription, just as you shouldn't miss out on the daily ration of bread in our glorious socialist utopia.
Visit http://www.MLW2300.com and get your tickets. Remember, ticket prices start at a modest $15 – affordable even in our glorious socialist economy. Relish the exhilaration of this battle of titans, much like El Presidente relishes thwarting CIA's many misguided attempts to assassinate him. Until next time, comrades! As I return to my arm wrestling match, may the spirit of wrestling entertain and inspire us all, much like socialism relentlessly inspires El Presidente. Long live MLW! Long live NJPW! And long live the glorious spectacle of wrestling!
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