Michael Ian Black: Screw It, Let’s Hold the 2024 Election Tomorrow

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Michael Ian Black: Screw It, Let’s Hold the 2024 Election Tomorrow
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Constitutionality aside, why drag this thing out another five months—just so disengaged “undecideds” can make up their minds?

The New York Times, but if you haven’t made up your mind yet about these two candidates, I think you’ve sacrificed your right to vote. I’ll even take it a step further—if you’re still one of those” to whom we entrust the future of our nation every four years, not only should you lose the right to vote, you should also lose the right to have opinions.

Do we really have to spend the next half-year of our lives coddling these people? There may be those out there struggling with legitimate concerns over the economy, America’s geopolitical role, Biden’s handling of the war our putative ally Israel is currently waging, etc. This ain’t that. This is just people throwing up their shoulders and going, “I dunno.”

Over in the U.K., the Brits have just called a snap election to settle the continued tenancy at 10 Downing Street of their current flailing prime minister. Can’t we do something similar? The Constitution doesn’t actually specify when elections are to be held, only saying that Congress is to decide the “Time of chusing the Electors, and the Day on which they shall give their Votes.

But you’re undecided. What do you need? Do you need Trump to actually burn the Declaration of Independence before he loses your support? Do you need Biden to make fun of handicapped people to gain your trust? What is it you haven’t seen from these two candidates that will move the needle in the occluded ball of lunch meat you call a brain?

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