In a controversial opinion piece penned for The New York Times, acclaimed film director Martin Scorcese argued that Marvel movies cannot be classified as cinema. The Onion asked fans of the action movie franchise what they thought of Scorcese’s latest film, Killers Of The Flower Moon, and this is what they said.
George Wilson, Lawyer “There was an appalling lack of glowing thingies for the main characters to chase after.” Lydia Dotson, Nurse’s Aide “He says Marvel movies are repetitive while treating us to yet another film based on the real-life murders of members of the Osage tribe in the 1920s.” Tripp Piper, Aesthetician “Not enough hammers.” Erik Thorne, Consultant “Sorry, I couldn’t tell you how it was because I got mesmerized by a colorful pinwheel and missed the movie.
” Zachary Pasquale, Freelancer “I’m glad that Leonardo DiCaprio mumbled because otherwise I would’ve had no idea if he was playing a character or if it was really him doing all that racist stuff!” Bill Powell, Floral Arranger “It made me care about real people, and that’s fucking terrifying.” Reggie Ellis, Editor “Seems a little far-fetched that there were no superheroes amongst those people.” Janna Calloway, Web Designer “I’d never seen a movie without an Infinity Stone before.
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