Again we ask: are u coming?
Frankie Jonas gives his best-man speech. Photo: @muhstee/Instagram This isn’t exactly news to me, and probably not to you, either, dear readers, but my dating life is a train wreck. The plan for 2022 was that I would start dating slightly older, slightly more stable guys, but so far I’m still stuck on 23-year-olds who couldn’t care less if I live or die. First, there was the Upper East Side boy who invited all of his friends to our date, forcing me to fake an emergency exit.
11:22 p.m. | At the bar, love troubles are on everyone’s mind. A fashion writer tells me, “I think my boyfriend is a swinger,” saying she canceled their Valentine’s Day plans after she caught him rubbing a married woman’s leg at a Fashion Week party a few nights before. “Isn’t that just cheating? Not … swinging?” I wonder out loud, but she keeps calling it swinging. How many dates have they been on? Two. Does she have any other evidence of his bad behavior? No.
Midnight | As soon as the clock strikes midnight and Valentine’s Day gives way to February 15, the wedding party appears at the top of the stairs above the dance floor. One of the brides, Isla, 21, is wearing a tulle-heavy white vintage dress with red lipstick smeared all over her face, and the other bride, Tati, 24, looks very sexy in a buttoned-down pinstripe suit with her long, curly red hair.
The wedding party. Photo: @muhstee/Instagram 12:08 a.m. | Ivy returns to the “altar,” and after one “I do,” another “Hell yeah, I do,” and an exchange of gummy rings , Ivy proclaims, “By the authority invested in me by the American Marriage Ministries and with the trust of you all here today, I now declare you joined in love.
12:30 a.m. | I spot the newlyweds holding court in a booth by the bar and head over to congratulate them. They tell me they’re a fashion photographer and a stylist, and they met last August through a mutual friend. They’re both “yes people,” they say, so they didn’t hesitate at an opportunity to get hitched. “It’s not a very weighty decision, to be honest,” Tati tells me. I ask her bride, Isla, what she likes about her new wife, and she answers, “She’s superambitious and a girlboss.
Arriving at the Palace. Photo: Ludwig Hurtado 1:18 a.m. | The party begins to die down, and the happy couple eventually head off to honeymoon at Paul’s Baby Grand, so I decide it’s still early and I keep going, being single and all. I head over to a Valentine’s Day/Fashion Week party at the Palace, hosted by the fashion designer Dion Lee and Feeld, a dating app I mostly know as the app of choice among open straight couples.
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