A secret meeting of California's elite reveals their concerns about President Trump's potential move to place the state under receivership. The audio recording documents the group's fear of losing control and their desperate attempts to influence the situation.
I have obtained an audio recording of another secret meeting of the people who run California behind the scenes. The membership of the group, divulged nowhere else but here, is made up of 10 environmentalists, three teachers, two bond underwriters, eight plaintiffs’ attorneys, six professionally certified lunatics, the CEO of a candle company, 231 union leaders and one California business leader, calling in from his home in Toronto.
The meeting was convened to discuss the latest disaster to befall the state, the loss of the Biden White House. “I don’t see how we recover from this,” one of the union leaders said. “Trump is probably going to divert our training funds to the Republican women’s groups.”“What’s going to happen to our schools,” cried a teacher. “Will they have to stay open during bird flu?” “We have bigger problems,” said another union leader. “Our highly placed sources are telling us that President Trump plans to announce that he is putting California into receivership, to have all its affairs managed by a responsible outside party.”“No, no,” said the union leader. “We’re told the appointed receiver will be a banker. Someone the president has seen on TV. Someone who has previously been entrusted with managing high levels of income and spending while keeping corrupt influences at bay.”“The good news,” said the union leader, “is that we got to the guy. We flew him out here to give us a private briefing before the announcement.”“He’s a union member,” said the labor leader. “SAG-AFTRA. OK, let’s get him in here.”The room fell silent.“He’s not gray,” another lunatic whispered back. “He’s in black-and-white.”“‘Citizen Kane,’” said the union leader. “One of the greatest films ever made. President Trump was watching Turner Classic Movies and he decided that the banker who raised Charles Foster Kane is the perfect choice to take control of California’s decisions.”“It’s a great privilege to address this distinguished group today,” Thatcher said, “and I trust you’ll keep what I’m about to tell you in the strictest confidence.”Chairs scraped the floor as the group settled in for the discussion. “President Trump has determined that California is unable to make responsible decisions, can’t be trusted with money and is too easily swayed by corrupt influence,” Thatcher said. “He believes the state is deeply troubled.”“Nothing of the kind,” said Thatcher. “The president has simply decided that an outside party, a receiver, should manage the entire state, its assets, and all financial and operating decisions.” “This is completely unnecessary,” said one of the lunatics. “We run California very well. Look how we managed the COVID money.”“I shall take over the state budget,” said Thatcher. “All labor agreements, procurement contracts, outstanding debt and pension commitments will be subject to renegotiation. In addition, I’ll be implementing the president’s executive order directing the release of water from Northern California to Southern California, terminating all energy restrictions and climate programs, and turning the bullet train into a golf course.”“About that golf course,” said a union leader. “We expect the carts to be electric, and they have to run on rails.” “Walking is good for you,” Thatcher said. “I assume that’s why the state is spending gas tax revenue on pedestrian paths instead of road repairs.”“I suppose you’d say the same for the battery storage facility near Monterey that exploded in flames and toxic gases, contaminating the soil and water with heavy metals,” Thatcher said. “And for the renewable energy mandate that compels utilities to invest in costly but inadequate solar and wind power as well as expensive new charging infrastructure for electric vehicles, leaving insufficient funds for maintenance and replacement of basic infrastructure such as power lines, fire hydrants and reservoirs.”“Quite right, the liability is potentially catastrophic,” Thatcher said. “LADWP’s bond rating is at risk of a downgrade. That would raise borrowing costs and cause even higher rates for Los Angeles residents and businesses. After visiting and speaking with state and local leaders, President Trump became more convinced than ever that California is unable to manage its affairs.” “He’s one to give advice on managing affairs,” said a union leader. “Which reminds me, did everybody sign the NDA?
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