'Or as it was reported in British tabloids, 'Meghan kidnaps Harry!'' sethmeyers took on Meghan Markle and Prince Harry's announcement during LateNightSeth
"You're gonna love declaring independence," said Stephen Colbert about the couple's planned exit from the British royal family."It comes with free speech and unlimited breadsticks."
"After many months of reflection and internal discussions, we have chosen to make a transition this year in starting to carve out a progressive new role within this institution," the couple said Wednesday in a"We intend to step back as 'senior' members of the royal family and work to become financially independent, while continuing to fully support Her Majesty the Queen," the statement continued.
On splitting their time between the United Kingdom and North America, Colbert remarked, "I say welcome, Meghan and Harry, on behalf of all former rebels against the British crown. You're gonna love declaring independence. It comes with free speech and unlimited breadsticks." Noah joked that regardless of what job Prince Harry will take on, his title as royalty will always follow him around. "Can you imagine being his boss when he screws up? What, do you call him in and say, 'Prince Harry, get in here, Your Majesty'?" he shouted.
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