L'Oreal Suspends 'Irresistible' Lip Stick After Lab Rat Escapes Using Seductive Pout

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L'Oreal Suspends 'Irresistible' Lip Stick After Lab Rat Escapes Using Seductive Pout
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L'Oreal has halted testing of their new Irresistible 2-Step Lip Color Stick after a lab rat wearing the product escaped the facility by seducing a guard with its alluring lips. The incident, which involved over a dozen security personnel being charmed by the rat's pout, has prompted an internal investigation into the security breach.

NEW YORK—Warning that the sultry, long-lasting product had been instrumental in the company’s biggest security breach to date, L’Oreal has halted testing of their Irresistible 2-Step Lip Color Stick Friday after a lab rat wearing the compelling cosmetic seduced its way out of their facility. “At approximately 8 p.m.

last night, a rodent wearing a testing formulation of L’Oreal’s 19-1664 ‘rosewine’ lip shade successfully beckoned to an unsuspecting guard and distracted him with its perfect, pouty mouth, bewitching him long enough to reach his keyring, unlock its cage, and escape,” said L’Oreal CEO Jean Paul Agon, who emphasized that production of the color stick would be halted until an internal investigation could determine how the rat was able to not only stun over a dozen officers with its craveable...

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