KitchenAid Unveils New Culinary Mech Suit

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KitchenAid Unveils New Culinary Mech Suit
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BENTON HARBOR, MI—Confirming that the device would give home cooks the speed, efficiency, and power of over 200 professional chefs, appliance brand KitchenAid announced Wednesday that it had begun selling a new military-grade culinary mech suit.

“Whether you are attempting to make your world-famous blueberry muffins, roll out perfect tagliatelle, or spiralize vegetables for a healthy home-cooked meal, our new stainless steel exoskeleton will turn you into an unstoppable, unkillable foot soldier in the kitchen,” said KitchenAid spokesperson Grace Jackson, adding that the 15-foot-tall, 3-ton robotic suit came with 20 custom attachments, including a brûlée cannon, built-in arm whisks, a turbo kneader, and a jet-powered pasta...

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