Jimmy Kimmel roasts 'blobverse' Ted Cruz for unhinged and unfunny CPAC rant
“The Texas blobverse known as Ted Cruz took the stage at CPAC yesterday to wow the crowd with his lively lib owns,” offered Kimmel.
He then threw to a clip of an unhinged Cruz exclaiming, “They want to destroy you! They want to silence you! They want to subjugate you! Respond with joy. Laugh at them! It drives them bananas! OK, are leftists the least funny people on planet Earth?” “No, I would say maybe this guy is,” cracked Kimmel, before throwing to a few clips of Cruz trying to tell jokes during CPAC, including calling the Orlando setting “it’s not as nice as Cancun” and some nonsense about AOC “telling us she was murdered.”The late-night host ended the monologue by reading a series of CPAC panel names to the crowd and seeing if they thought they were real or fake.
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