Kevin McCarthy is obviously a big fan of the debt ceiling, but what about the other ceilings? In newyorkerhumor, his definitive ranking.
Kevin McCarthy is obviously a big fan of the debt ceiling. Little-known fact: that’s not the only ceiling that Kevin McCarthy has an opinion about. Read on to find out whether he likes or dislikes each of the following ceilings:Likes—he’s dreamed of looking up at it his whole life!Likes .The ceiling of Marjorie Taylor Greene’s officeDislikes, obviously.The ceiling on student-loan-debt forgivenessDislikes—why is he so mean?!Likes—don’t tell anyone, but he thinks Biden is a pretty rad dude.
And the ceiling has all kinds of pretty pictures on it!Likes—he’s been so confused. Also dislikes, because, like, what even *is *the debt ceiling?Likes—everything was easier back then. For example, though it’s a stretch to say that his stuffed animals thought that he was a genius, there was one Teddy bear who once commented that he seemed quite sharp.Likes—he can stare at it and then blink cool dark spots into the chambers of Congress.
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