The best place to celebrate Halloween is at home, writes miamarket
She is living my dream Halloween! Photo: Betsie Van Der Meer/Getty Images Halloween is a perfect holiday. There are minimal rules or familial obligations. You get to wear whatever your little freak heart desires. The food is treat-centric. Thus it only makes sense to celebrate in the perfect location: at home.
At home, you needn’t stand in line with white men in sombreros to get a $13 vodka soda. You don’t have to wait outside an occupied bathroom for 25 minutes, biding your time by watching the tiny box TV in the corner of the bar playing The Amityville Horror on mute. There is no need to explain your very good costume to inebriated strangers like, “Okay, so remember when there was a big boat that got stuck? I’m that but sexy.” In fact, there is no need to explain your costume to anyone at all.
At home, the mechanics of your costume can be as complicated as you see fit. Your shoes can be as impractical as you please. You can dress for the Halloween weather you want, not the Halloween weather we have, and you don’t have to worry about how you’re going to ride the subway or fit in a Lyft or dance in a way that doesn’t make your costume fall apart. No worries. No stress. No last-minute panic about having to find something, anything, to turn into a recognizable costume.
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