'Every party I ever throw begins with a thoughtfully curated guest list, but an hour before it starts, I become convinced that no one will show up.' - JohnEarly
We all know by now that food absorbs anxiety, even spinach artichoke dip. So with everything that throwing a party is bound to bring up in you, just avoid cooking altogether. You don’t want to quite literally make your friends eat your dad stuff.
That being said, don’t put out store-bought snacks without doing exhaustive research into the brands’ labor practices. One time I put out a bunch of Tate’s cookies the same week they were caught union-busting, and now I fear I’ve alienated my new contacts in the dirtbag left.
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