Jimmy Kimmel's got plenty of jokes to hold us over until the ex-president is actually indicted for his role in a 2016 hush money scheme.
Kimmel quipped that the U.S. is on day 8 of “to catch a President,” noting that Trump has avoided getting indicted because the Manhattan grand jury on the case is on. “Some experts believe that the grand jury may already have voted to indict Donald Trump, but that the Manhattan D.A. is slow-walking it to give him time to make preparations for his arrest,” said Kimmel. “Whereas others are saying Donald Trump died two years ago, and we're all being haunted by his ghost.
“If that isn't the saddest damn thing I have ever read,” said Kimmel. “The great and powerful Donald Trump, weakly kissing the all-caps asses of people he will never meet in a last-ditch hope he may somehow flatter them just enough that they'll let him off the hook. I haven't seen anything this pathetic since he asked Stormy to spank him with aNational Inquirerwho may be the last witness in the case. “[It's] kind of poetic if you think about it,” said Kimmel.
He aint even funny
The fear is palpable.
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