Holiday shopping can be stressful. So as a public service, comedian Jim Gaffigan offers his advice on what NOT to give those on your list – and some very welcome advice on what would be an acceptable gift for anyone (but most of all, for him).
Some of you may have already completed your holiday shopping, but most of us are normal. If you are like me, over the next couple weeks you'll have the following thought: 'Oh, I should probably get that person a present.'Maybe it will be for a friend, a neighbor, or a business associate. If you don't get them a present, it could be awkward. Better to err on the generous side.
You may think, 'But Jim, socks will keep them warm during the winter.' If you really want to keep someone warm this winter, a great gift would be … You thought I was going to say alcohol, didn't you? Well, I am! Because alcohol could warm your heart during a winter which we all know is going to be filled with a lot of awkwardness. You may also think, 'But Jim, alcohol is poison!' Yes, it is, and like most parents of teenagers I'm going to need some of that poison.
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