MINONG, WI—Saying the product was only for those truly serious about feeding their wild side, beef snack purveyor Jack Link’s announced Friday it had begun selling a new, extra-tough barbed jerky, reportedly its most indigestible processed meat offering to date. “Loaded with meat spikes, our latest jerky is now…
MINONG, WI—Saying the product was only for those truly serious about feeding their wild side, beef snack purveyor Jack Link’s announced Friday it had begun selling a new, extra-tough barbed jerky, reportedly its most indigestible processed meat offering to date.
“Loaded with meat spikes, our latest jerky is now available to anyone who’s ready to sink their teeth into a 9-inch length of dry, hard, twisted beef,” said Jack Link’s spokesperson David Helem, noting that the sharp-edged jerky was guaranteed to kill anyone with a weak digestive tract. “Nut up, chomp down, and brace yourself for internal bleeding. What’s more, our extra-tough barbed jerky hurts as much coming out as it does going in.
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