The only reason I’m not buying illegal cigarettes is because I can’t afford the ridiculous prices. And I don’t want to go to jail for committing robbery.
Of course, it had to be the 13th I smoked my last cigarette. Tell me my triskaidekaphobia is unfounded and, given it’s now 56 hours without my fix, I can guarantee you a fight. And stow the arguments about cigarettes being bad for one’s health. We know. We don’t care. And you can take your medical studies and all the other associated yadda yadda yadda, and I’ll smoke it for you. Like I said, I’m in the mood. Any reason will do.
Like I said, I’m in the mood. Any reason will do. I’m irritable, my keyboard is unreasonably loud, clothes are scratchy, my leg is doing that jump-jump-jump thing almost uncontrollably and I’ve broken two fingernails thrumming them on the desk. Also, if my boss called me and said, where are you, and I said within a 5km radius of home, I think he’d tell me to keep walking, especially if it was near deadline, our peak stress time.
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