Just when you’d expect the Tories to be gearing up for one final election push, their big beasts are apparently in hiding
his is getting painful. You can see defeat in their eyes. The body language of a party that has long since given up. That knows it has been rumbled by an electorate. They’ve known it’s all over for months but now there isn’t even the pretence of making a fight of it. TheNormally, with less than two weeks to go before an election, you’d expect the government machine to be gearing up for one final push. A last hurrah to convince the country they never had it so good. But no. Nothing.
It’s OK to come out now, Jeremy. Nobody blames you – well, not much – for the mess you have made. Many felt you were never up to the job. It wasn’t fair to make you chancellor. You can barely operate your own debit card. So if anyone sees a lonely figure with a dog hiding behind a hedge in Godalming, please do notify the police. Or at least the Tory party. The country needs to know that he’s still alive.to speak for the government on the Sunday shows.
Usually Jimmy is up for the fight, but even he seems to see it’s now all pointless. He didn’t even get a chance to take the attack to Labour as he was too busy firefighting the ongoing Tory shit show. First up, he was asked by Phillips about a leaked recording of his aide, James Sunderland, saying that
Phillips observed that Cleverly had been equally sceptical about the scheme in comments he had made. Not at all. Saying it was bat-shit crazy was in no way similar to calling it crap. There was no higher praise than bat-shit crazy. Besides the planes had already taken off. A-ha. Poor Jimmy D thought this was his ‘Gotcha’ moment. He just sounded all Alan Partridge.
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