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I get a text that reads, “The Silent Auction will be closing at 8:45 p.m. Get your last-minute bids in now,” with a link to fake-fur coats, handbags, and heels made from apple and grape skins. On second thought, I probably shouldn’t have carried a handbag made of calfskin.The live auction begins, and within a couple of minutes someone has already spent $50,000 to go seeSomeone else spends $30,000 for their pets to model in the Humane Society’s 2023 “Animal Lovers” calendar.
No. 1’s husband chuckles, “It’s like aPhoto: Diane Bondareff/Invision for The Humane Society of the United States/AP ImagesFinally, Andy says good night to the crowd and my No. 3, who is a Tribeca mom in an ab-bearing lace top and Oscar de la Renta earrings. She’s an artist who came to the gala with her “power-lesbian cousin.” “I have a question,” she says when I meet her at the bar. “I was driving into midtown and my husband asked, ‘Have you heard of Dimes Square?’ … I know it’s not a real thing. Can you get reservations there?” I tell her the crowd here is much friendlier.
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