It's Clogs O'Clock

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It's Clogs O'Clock
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The vernal equinox has come and gone and though it might still feel brisk in various pockets of this great nation, one fact is irrefutable: it’s clog time.\n

It’s nice to just slide into a shoe that doesn’t require any further effort. Fuck laces. Fuck zippers.

Give me something into which I can gently wedge my tamale foot and be off—to the farmer’s market, darling, or to the corner store, or maybe just wherever the hell I want, because I’m comfortable and fashionable and also casual and breezy! There I go, traipsing to meet my lover, who will ply me with ceramics and dried lavender and a single macaron.

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