The queen is reportedly so mad that she may even strip Davidstow cheddar — by Dairy Crest — of its most special privilege: the right to display the royal coat of arms on its packaging
It’s over for these hos. Photo-Illustration: by The Cut; Photos: Getty Images Royal cheese-beef alert: Rumor has it the queen is alive and weighing punishments for the maker of a certain British cheddar, formerly her “favourite” of them all. . I know this will seem like an extreme step to you, but then Dairy Crest seriously fucked up.
According to The Guardian, Dairy Crest spent years treating Cornwall’s River Inny as its chemical dumpster, pumping it full of “liquid waste, suspended solids, and ‘biochemical sludge’” that turned the water thick and black and killed its trout and salmon. Residents also complained to the paper about the “‘horrendous’ eggy smells” that have assaulted them since the dumping began in 2016. For all this havoc, Dairy Crest received a £1.
For its part, Dairy Crest says it is very sorry, and “would like to express its sincere apologies to those who have been affected” by the reportedly hellish stench and the noxious seepage. “Considerable work has been undertaken to rectify the historic issues to which the prosecution related,” its statement read. Maybe so, but will it be enough?
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