A.k.a.: What the hell is 'jatz music' supposed to be, Disney?
tells the story of how blue elephant guy Max Rebo ended up playing in Jabba The Hutt’s palace the day Luke Skywalker came for that fatal visit.
The tale involves Rebo flashing back tounlike “one of any number of jatz standards he knew by heart,” and yeah, that’s right,standards. Although the story notes that the music form “came to be known by many names, some less palatable than others,” at no point does the word “jizz” appear in the story’s text—causing an outcry from people worried that
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