The many merits of decorative pillows, according to someone who really loves them.
Benjamin Franklin once said that “fatigue is the best pillow.” I say go fly a kite in a thunderstorm, Benny boy, because the best pillows are decorative.
After that debacle, I decided I’m never drinking red wine and Red Bull from the same travel mug on Fluffin’ Friday ever again—though I will continue to sell the combination, which I’ve named the Red Devil, to sunbathers in the park. Not only does it help pay for my pillow habit—it makes me feel like I’m contributing to my community, like I’m a stand-up member of society.
I’ll never understand the hatred of decorative pillows. What’s so great about normal pillows, anyway? That they’re so boring to look at that you can’t help but fall asleep? If that makes you happy, fine, but I highly recommend living life on the edge of a bed that’s covered in tiny pillows with tassels.
Because we’re on the topic, no, I don’t have a “thing” for decorative pillows. Sure, I love them, but not in that way. Go ahead and call the manager at Target, and she’ll tell you that I’m banned from the home-furnishings section for a completely different reason.
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