I feel like I've been hearing about this stupid, magical green juice that supposedly makes your skin and hair good for a decade. Does it?
Because of my economic status, I had to make some adjustments. Instead of grabbing fresh vegetables from my personal vegetable greenhouse or garden, I walked to my local overpriced Brooklyn grocery store, which charges me $5 for pineapple but is super convenient. I don’t have a $400 juicer, but I DO have a $25 Magic Bullet.
I eyeballed the ingredients: two stalks of celery, a few leaves of parsley and mint. I really don’t like ginger, so I used a piece so tiny that I probably shouldn’t have bothered with it at all. She typically specifies that she uses English cucumbers, and my grocery store only had Armenian cucumbers, but I think that’s fine. I used half an orange but without the peel, since I didn’t want to give my Magic Bullet a heart attack.
of Seamless, and enough disposable income to poke, prod, and zap your face until it’s at a place where everyone just lets you go around saying you look like that because of your fucking green juice. Happy Friday.
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