I’m Still Haunted by What Pete Buttigieg Would Bring to the Cookout

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I’m Still Haunted by What Pete Buttigieg Would Bring to the Cookout
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Pete Buttigieg is 38-years-old, the former mayor of South Bend, Indiana, and is running for President of the United States. He is also white, very white. It’s not his fault, he can’t help it. He can, however, help himself from giving further credence to the nickname “Mayo Pete” by knowing an appropriate food item to bring to a cookout.\n

And yet, I can’t help but wonder... why didn’t he just say potato salad, hold the raisins? Perhaps even mac and cheese for a more cold-weather friendly gathering.

But more importantly,? What breakfast dish does Pete Buttigieg make with such confidence that black people would actually invite him to their home before noon to indulge? I have so many questions, so many questions that are likely never to be answered. So instead, I will sit here, haunted by what possessed Buttigieg to go for the chips and salsa answer—theIf there was ever a time to lie to look relatable for a demographic who doesn’t care for him anyway, that was the time.

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