Vegan options: Mound of celery and carrots (no dip); the garnish parts of the charcuterie board.
Decent-looking salad with shrimp, which you will inevitably have to pick outLimp lettuce that doubles as a fainting couch for when you swoon from lack of proteinRibs that Bessie was getting ready to show off for hot cow summerMound of celery and carrots The garnish parts of the charcuterie boardVeggie wrap! Must confirm that it does not contain any form of mayonnaise. A.k.a. dry-ass wrap with tasteless pink tomatoes.Soup with the leaf symbol next to it.
Side salad, no croutons, and pray that the dressing doesn’t contain malt flavoring, malt vinegar, or soy sauce.Wheat-free pasta alternative—if you’re harboring karma from a past lifeHamburger, if it’s a hundred per cent ground beef, wrapped in lettuce, and wasn’t cut with the same knife used as a murder weapon on the Pillsbury Doughboy.
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