On Saturday night, I went on a date with the most gorgeous woman I know. 'I want to go to bed,' I said. 'Oh!' she replied.
On Saturday night, I went on a date with the most gorgeous woman I know. ‘I want to go to bed,’ I said. ‘Oh!’ she replied.And that claim has nothing to do with macho arrogance. After this past week it is just the sad, middle-aged truth.
On Saturday night, I went on a date with the most gorgeous woman I know. I wore a suit, but spoilt the effect by sweating and panting the entire evening like a pervert.“Oh!” she replied.I recognised the symptoms immediately. “I wish I could tell you it was an axe wound or an old war injury, but it is far less manly than that. I have a middle ear infection,” I told him.
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